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Love So Sweet
by zetsubouaichan
The first time they met, the little boy had pulled her hair, hoping to get her attention.When they met at the kindergarten again, the boy was glad that the girl had no longer remembered the previous incident. However, getting close to her was not an easy task as the girl was always surrounded by others who admired her.Once the boy finally got the girl’s attention, his family decided to move to another country.Years later, the two of them crossed paths again. This time, the boy pulled the girl’s …
Muerte... y yo
by Suiyan
Muerte... y yo######Lee el primer capítulo. Tal vez te guste. ;)
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
Not-So an Extra
by Admirably_
Suddenly being thrown into the novel's world and possessing a pretty much fucked up character made him have no choice but to continue his life as a new identity.And just like any sane person who transmigrated into a book, of course, he would destroy every red flag that stood in his way.Yet, unbeknownst to him, every single thing he did was just wrecking the storyline more and even more; to the point that the plot had become utterly screwed, thanks to him.=====A/N: This novel is heavily inspired …
Poor Little Rich Boy
by Katey Hawthorne
Ted MacTaggart's overbearing father is still trying to control his life, even from the grave. His will insists that, in order to inherit the family company, MAC Superior, Ted must be married by his twenty-fifth birthday -- and the marriage has to be "real." As in the board of MAC has to sign off on it.<br><br>Ted could fight the will, but then the handsome, artistic Ryan Costa, an old friend from school days walks back into his life, offering to be his groom-of-convenience. Ted draws up the cont…
Dragon Poor
by Geulump
He fell into this world without knowing why and became a dragon rider.“There are no dragons in this world.”There was magic, there were spirits, and there were monsters. There just weren’t any dragons.However, there was no way in the world he could just give up and die.And one day, a voice spoke in his head.[I will guide you until the day you are truly worthy.]
Love is so sweet
by lynerparel
A female writer who has problems eating properly, due to a past she wants to forget. She has a life-changing encounter with a man she meets in a hospital.A story of change, acceptance, love, and redemption starts here.
SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR
by Johana_AC
Sarah is a girl who falls in love with her best friend Chris but his love wasn't enough to prevent Sarah come out to broken heart only by a simple misunderstanding.Years later they both meet again.What would happen if they decide to take another chance?But a tragedy happens that prevents their happy ending of so close it was...
So Perfectly Inlove
by AngelOfGod
“Selfish brat!” Mommy was about to slap me when someone held her wrist. I swallowed hard and looked up to see who could it be only to gasp when I found out it was Calvin!He looked furious, like a dragon ready to spit fire. His forehead was wrinkled and his lips were on a grim line. His jaw was clenched repeatedly, and his eyes were like that of the sky's wrath. His dark aura told me that his anger is uncontrollable.“Try to lay your hands on her, and you'll taste the real hell," he said coldly. H…
SO OBSESSED
by Favour Stephen5651
What if they are real? Will it be weird to find out?There are times you feel so eager to know if something is real. Sometimes you go extra miles to get what you're looking for.And other days you'll find yourself doubting.Before you know it, you're confused.When you sit down to think it through, you finally realize that everything is just a myth...We all have different stages of beliefs and obsession, you could be obsessed with books, games, movies etc...But what happens when your obsession shift…
So I'm a Spider, So What?
by Asara_Catboy
I'm gonna survive-just watch me!I was your average, everyday high school girl, but now I've been reborn in a magical world...as a spider?! Wait-this isn't how these stories are supposed to go! Can I get a do-over? ...No? But how am I supposed to survive in this big, scary dungeon as one of the weakest monsters? It's "every spider for herself " in here! I gotta figure out the rules to this QUICK, or I'll be kissing my short second life goodbye...---------------------------------------------------…
And So It Begun
by HairySquid
Life becomes a ball of confusion for Ji Hye Rin, a 27 year old Jobless woman who finds herself inside a popular novel called And So It Begun. Everything would be easy for her except for the fact that she hasn't read the novel or watched the drama adaptation. Join Hye Rin, who has now taken the Identity of Lady Vivian Diane Sullivan, the child of a mistress, and let's see how she'll find friendship, love and betrayal in unexpected places. . . . . .SNEAK PEEK "The traitor's father and all the men …
Little momma
by new_chyna
"I'm pregnant"muttered Emmy, legs clutched against her bosom, forehead on her knees, quivering and shaking senselessly from her sobbing.Pregnant at 16, preparing for college, how will Emerson Sunders announce to her family and friends that she is expecting a baby? How will she announce to her boyfriend Jason that they're parents to become?Will their love be strong enough to keep them together and united to overcome the judgemental reaction of the society and of the students in the school they bo…
Yo Soy Dios
by Newtherkami
Hace 500 millones de años.Periodo Cámbrico.Dios descendió sobre la tierra bárbara más antigua y los mares primitivos.Él es el principio de todo, creó la sabiduría y la vida, es el Creador de todos los seres vivientes.Con el paso del tiempo, las historias se convierten en Epopeyas, las Epopeyas en Mitos y finalmente los Mitos quedan enterrados con los años.Pero...Sólo Dios es Eterno.***Descargo de responsabilidad: todos los personajes, escenarios, etc. públicamente reconocibles son propiedad de s…
Dear Momma
by Abigail_uchechukwu_9058
Dear momma....I am a year older than you today,I have a loving family,I'm successful writer,I got married to the love of my life...lol,I think I did more than you did in your life time....but am in the hospital today just like you....lol....at least I lived a year older than you....This book is going to be me baring my soul to you....taking you through the journey of life I went through.... letting you in on my darkest secrets...I hope we all learn a thing or two from it.We are all looking for p…
MOMMAS BOY
by June_Thirteen
Ate, kuya.. Ina..Ganyan lang ang nararamdaman nina Chari at Clint sa umpisa. Nagsasama at umaarte ng walang malisya kahit pa sa harap ng iba. Masaya sila sa piling ng isa't-isa na habang tumatakbo ang panahon ay mas lalo pang napapalapit. Ngunit..Hindi inakalang isang araw ay matatagpuan nila na higit pa pala sa turingang ginagawa ang ninanais na nila. Pagsasaluhan ang bawat sandaling magpapainit sa kanila at ililihim lahat sa iba.Ngunit dahil sa kapusukan ng binata ay masisira lahat.At doo'y li…
Momma's Bambina
by Capsicorn07
This is similar to those typical stories wherein the main character have six brothers and a father who are a part of the largest mafia, and a mother who took her away from them and remarried.But unlike those stories, her mother loves her so much and she had a very loving step father who loves her so much and was a part of the military, whom also have a child of his own from his wife before the main character's mother, a boy, five years older than her. Her mom and step-father then has a child, a …
The Boss Is So Fierce
by Tasty Braised Pork Rice
# SEDUCTIONTang Zhi never expected someone to steal her fiance, and the person who did it was her cousin, to boot. The fiancé she never met came over and said, “Let’s break off our engagement. I don’t love you. I love Xiao Xuan.”Tang Zhi just gave him a nonchalant glance and gave him a score in her heart. ‘5/10.’“Sure. Let’s call it off.”That night, she saw someone that left a deep impression on her in a high-class private club. As an aloof woman who had a thing for handsome men, Tang Zhi immedi…